1. If you like water, you already like 72% of me, so we should mate.
2. If you were a ladder I’d climb all over you.
3. Baby did you fart, cause I’m blown away.
4. I usually don’t follow someone on the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.
5. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
6. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
7. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
I do hope that if you’re out at a club and someone approaches you with a crazy pick up line you count to five and think – is it more cute or creepy? Some of these might have worked on me… but the others screamed potential future STALKER!